NO FUN FOR YOU, MOM

ya, whatever 
it is inevitable that parents will traumatize their offspring
          I say why not have  fun doing it.
seriously---all those stupid play dates, dance class, soccer practices  that you drive the snot nosed brats to... and then they just want more.  Dairy Queen, McDonalds, new clothes from that ridiculous Justice,  cell phones, I - pods,  DSIs,
♦but they are unable to clean their rooms or be polite to their grandparents or any other company

♣Chores??? you must be hitting the crack pipe---the chores are assigned and ignored. 

 All those stupid +Chore Charts+  I have printed up are quickly shredded and thrown on the floor...cuz they don't know where the trash barrel is.

above photo is what I want to do to their laptops, tvs, American girl dolls, I-phones,  Hollister clothes, 

iced coffees,  dirty laundry, and most,  of all their room,

so instead of being bitter and resentful of all the crap you do for you kids and the back talk you get for doing it WRONG

I say, screw it!  

 Be a super bad Mother....go out drinking with the grocery money, forget their birthdays, half days,  school plays...

hook up with bad men and introduce them as Uncle____.    Make sure there is a different one each month.]

Find goodie two shoe moms to watch your kids for the vacations and weekends so you can check out new bars. 

 Get arrested for drunk driving so you can't drive them to their friends' houses. 

 Hope for the best--maybe one of your nosey relatives will report you to DSS and then the kids can go stay with them for awhile.

Cheers!

Unlike

At my job I meet a lot of great people, and on a casual basis, come to know and like them.  They are there to get their hair or nails done, so they are happy and always leave looking and feeling better.. So all in all it is a great place to work.

As I mentioned before I get to like some of them, look forward to their next visit and hear more about their lives. 

   BUT
then they ruin it all by showing their ignorance.  so because you made that comment about   [gay] [colored] [________] people I now realize that you are a bigoted douchebag and I no longered think highly of you and would actually prefer if you went elsewhere or at least didn't come in when I am working.

THANK YOU

Children--raised badly

and I am the one to blame

guess my mother was right

they are rude

disrespectful

embarassing to me

that I did such

a

bad job.

 

slap in the face

then a request for

$

or a

ride

are you kidding me?

lol

the jokes on

ME

I need a wife

As the debate between who works harder working moms or stay at home moms rages...I can only think I need a wife.   I love my job and wouldn't it be great to come home from work and just know that the supper was cooking, the kids were on their way to cheerleading practice, driver ed,  (whatever  cuz if I had a wife I wouldn't even have to think about it)

She would do all the gift shopping, decorating (although i did have an ex-husband who loved to decorate-but that is a whole 'nother blog), take kids to their doctor and dental appts,  send Christmas cards, birthday card to my parents and relatives,  plan me a great birthday party.  And if I had to stay late at work or meet co-workers for a drink she would handle the homefront til I return.

sinners

it is really pretty simple
we are all sinners
and the really bad ones go to
Church every Sunday

so that's where I'll be this morning
from 9 AM til 12 noon.
it helps to laugh at my failures as
a Christian because if I dwelt on it
too long
I would just perish in shame

Fear

this sweet boy,
so gentle with his little sister

now he is 17
6' 2"
angry
     so I live in fear.
if I say #YES#  all goes well 
but the *NO* 

sends him over the edge

"Whine" gives me a headache in the morning

 Lib:     I HAVE NO TIME
Mom:   you have 2 hours
Lib:      I WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP

oh, yes, don't we all.

but after all it's Monday the weekly holiday for stay at home moms  (I am working Wed, Thurs, & Fri--so this still applies to me on Mon. and Tues)
soon those yellow buses will be at the door to collect the children
if your life is like mine then it is a frustrating day trying to undo the mess from the weekend and entertain the kids who are not yet in school... I have it easy in that area my 5 year old entertains herself and me!!

so yippee  yow kiaaaayyy   It's Monday.
Enjoy!